How We Rate

How do we rate what’s on our plate? We break every dining experience into three categories: food, service, and atmosphere. The rating you see is the average of these three. We rate on a scale of 1-5, with 5 being the highest. Here’s the breakdown by category:

Food

1 out of 5 We didn’t spit it out, but we wanted to
2 out of 5 Did this come out of a can?
3 out of 5 It’s ok, but not impressive
4 out of 5 Pretty stinkin’ good
5 out of 5 We must eat this every day from now on

Quality of Service

1 out of 5 We need to speak with the manager, please
2 out of 5 No tip for you!
3 out of 5 Standard service
4 out of 5 Employee of the month
5 out of 5 The extra mile society

Atmosphere

1 out of 5 Call the Health Department, stat!
2 out of 5 My college dorm had better mojo
3 out of 5 Average atmosphere
4 out of 5 Interesting and pleasant
5 out of 5 Will you be my interior decorator?

Overall Rating

1 out of 5 Warn all your friends: Don’t eat here!
2 out of 5 Don’t go back unless someone else is buying.
3 out of 5 Make a visit, but don’t make it a habit.
4 out of 5 Eat here for a good, solid dining experience.
5 out of 5 Don’t miss this place!